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System status check: lower back muscles tight, left knuckle 0004 tenderStatus OKInitialising video subsystemblinkImage detected: dim bedroomLocation parsing and recognition: OKLoading hibernation file into memory
please wait.Loaded OK.Reading C:\Memory\ShortTerm.dat
Dell laptop power adapter broken
put up with it
.try generic one
."Loaded OK. No viruses found.Spinning up fans and clearing air vents
Synchronising time: 7:22am1 Reminder: "Time to wake up!" due in: 22 mins overdueDismiss/Snooze?DismissSearch for files containing text: "do I have yoga today?"No files found.Gyro stabilisation sequence initiated
OKPressure sensor check: ground detected.You have 1 new messageFrom: subconsciousTo: consciousSubject: Idea"Write something about when you're waking up as if you were a computer. Where do you end and where does the c
You're Welcome"Your welcome." Well, what of it?"You're welcome." Why, thank you.If you want to write in English,Do it like you have a clue.
Time of your lifeIn writing this little poemAnd searching for a rhyme,All I'm really doingIs trying to pass the time.Life takes far too long to get usFrom the cradle to the hearse.It should be short, sharp and shiny,Like this little verse.
Listen to what you hearListen with your earsAnd not with your mouth,Then north will face northAnd south will face south.Listen with your mouthAnd hear what you say,Then day will be nightAnd night will be day.